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LADIES, LADIES LADIES!! LORD KNOWS HOW MUCH I LOVE YALL...YOU ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL CREATURES WALKIN THE EARTH, AND DIS IS PROLLY THE SAME REASON WHY I CAN BE SO ANAL WHEN IT COMES TO THE SUPERFICIAL THINGS YOU GROW TO LOVE IN THE NAME OF COSMETICS. NOW I DONT THINK I HAVE TOO MANY TURN-OFFS, BUT FOR THE ONES DAT DO SET ME OFF, I MUST SAY THERE IS DAMN NEAR A 0 TOLERANCE LEVEL FOR IT. DOESNT MEAN ILL SOP TALKIN TO YOU. IT SIMPLY INSINUATES WHAT WILL SOON BECOME OF OUR RELATIONSHIP. ITLL MORE THAN LIKELY REMAIN PLATONIC. ENOUGH RAMBLIN THO, LETS GET TO THE THICK OF THINGS. THE INSPIRATON BEHIND THIS ENTRY IF U WILL..NOW U DONT NECESSARILY NEED TO HIT THE SALON TO BE LOOKIN LIKE A MILLION BUCKS. NAHHHH!! SOME EYELINER, MAYBE A LIL SHADOW, GETCHA LIP GLOSS POPPIN, AND SOME SCENTED LOTION AND/OR BODY SPRAY, AND U CAN PULL ANY DUDE YOU WANT. ITS THE TRUTH!! SIMPLICITY IS SEXY. WITH THAT SAID I WANNA TALK ABOUT THE NAIL SITUATION. MANICURES & PEDICURES, A STAPLE IN A WOMEN'S SEXY MAINTENANCE. I LOVE IT. WITH THE EXCEPTION OF THE DREADED RED POLISH. IN THE SAME BREATH LEMME SAY THAT FRENCH TIP IS MY FAAVV!! BUT NE WAYZ, I GET MANICURES MYSELF. CLEAR POLISH OF COURSE. I BE THUGGIN, BUT IMMA PRETTY THUG LOL..STOP PLAYIN..FEET? HELL TO THE NAH! BUT DAS BESIDES THE POINT. I PAY BOUT $8 TO HAVE MY PHALANGES LOOKIN LIKE SUMPTIN, AND WHEN I AINT GOT THE 8 BUCKS, I JUS KEEP EM CLEAN LOL. UNFORTUNATELY ITS NOT THE SAME FOR MY FEMALE COUNTERPARTS..WHO EVEN IN THE LACK OF FUNDS TO GO SEE THE CHINESE OR DOMINICAN LADY, SHE WANNA TAKE IT UPON HERSELF TO DO A PRO'S JOB. I MEAN, THEY HAVE CERTIFICATES FOR THIS LOL, THEY GO TO SKOOL N TRAIN TO DO DAT ARTWORK ON YOU. HOW DARREE YOOUU THINK U CAN GO HOME, BUY THE SAME COLORS AND COME CLOSE TO WHAT THEYRE DOING!! LOL LADIES, IM TIRED OF SEEIN BRUSH STREAKS ON YA NAILS, AND PAINT ON YA CUTICLES. NOT CUTE, I RATHER SEEYA PLAIN TOE NAIL NE DAY LOL. LETS GET THE PAINT SPREAD EVENLY OVER THE NAIL LADDIESS!! COME ONE NOW! U CANT WAIT TILL NEXT PAYDAY?? OR JUS THROW CLEAR JUMPOFF ON! U KILLIN ME!! ON DAT NOTE IM GONE. LET IT MARINATE. UR MORE THAN WELCOMED TO COMMENT. TALK TO ME! STAY TUNED, TILL THEN, STAY BLESSED. MYLEZ MENG!!