Friday, March 26, 2010

5 OUT OF 5

SO I HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GENERALIZATION. IF THERE'S ANYTHING DAT RUBS ME THE WRONG WAY, IN THE WORST WAY, IT WOULD BE TO BE INCLUDED IN A NUMBER I HAVE NO INTEREST IN BEIN PART OF. IF ITS ONE THING I HOLD OF HIGH VALUE, IT WOULD BE MY INDIVIDUALITY. DIS IS A PRINCIPLE WHICH I RESPECT AND FEEL I DESERVE THE SAME IN RETURN. WE HAVE MANY STEREOTYPES WE CAN REFER TO, BUT IN DIS CASE LET'S KEEP IT GENDER CENTRIC. LET'S GET A LIL MORE SPECIFIC. WOMEN THINK ALL MEN ARE DOGS. ITS ALMOST A FACT ACCORDING TO THOSE WHO FEEL THAT WAY, THERE'S ALMOST NO CHANCE OF CONVINCIN UTHAWISE. USUALLY ITS THE SCORN WOMAN, OR THE DAUGHTER, SISTER, OR BEST FRIEND OF WOMAN SCORN, WHO ONLY KNOWS OF THE BAD EXPERIENCES THEIR PREDECESSORS HAVE BROUGHT TO THEIR ATTENTION. WHAT MAKES IT FACTUAL? WHY AM I A DOG CUZ THE GUYS UV BEEN INVOLVED WIT DOGGED U OUT? "ALL MEN ARE DOGS", DIS IS A THEORY. A THEORY CAN BE IN SHORT DEFINED AS A CONTEMPLATION, OR SPECULATION. AND "EDUCATED GUESS" IF U WILL. NOW, IT IS NOT CONSIDERED A FACT UNTIL THE THEORY IS TESTED AND DEEMED CONSISTENT. SO HERE'S WHERE I'm GETTIN AT. DO GUYS CHEAT? SURE, JUST AS MUCH AS WOMEN. WHO DOES IT MORE? I COULDN'T ANSWER DAT. NOW, WAT MAKES A WOMAN CONFIDENTLY SAY "ALLLL MEN CHEAT"? COULD IT BE THE UNDENIABLE CONSISTENCY? WAT IF I ASKED 5 WOMEN IF THEY CHEATED, AND ALL 5 SAID YES? DATll MAKE MY THEORY 100% ACCURATE. I CAN THEN CONFIDENTLY CONCUR, DAT ALL WOMEN CHEAT. WHY? BECAUSE MY STUDY PROVES ME RIGHT. NOW, EVEN WITH DAT TANGIBLE EVIDENCE, IS IT FAIR TO GENERALIZE ALLLL WOMEN?? I'm SURE NOT ALL DO, BUT 5 OUT OF 5 DO! IS IT FAIR LADIES?? TALK TO ME!!